"Is that cannon fire? Or my heart beating?"

I'm sick and tired of working. Lazy people like me should have been born rich and out of the way of decent, hard-working folk... and then, I play the lottery but don't check the tickets... hope is worth so much more than the little cash I might get. Maybe I should go into public relations.

But I can't keep writing here. I may be lazy, but I'm not irresponsible--got things to do. A true sign of professionalism, isn't it? How some of us do what needs doing despite our natural inclination to avoid it?

I shan't procrastinate anymore. I'll be decisive, quick, commanding, enterprising!
I'll start tomorrow.